argentina dancing with the stars (not safe for work)

i repeat. NOT SAFE FOR WORK. thank god this was not bristol palin


SILVINA ESCUDERO STRIPDANCE 25-10-2010
Uploaded by betocammpos. - Explore more music videos.

Random Screaming

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Pretty Weak Taiwan

Home For the Holidays

While spending time with my family over the holidays it dawned on me... is my dad a hipster?

Lives in a warehouse
Hipster Rating: 3 stars (out of 5)
Reasoning: More "ghetto" than hip = 1 star deduction. Will most likely never earn the designation of "up and coming area" as long as that giant Honda dealership is across the street

Collects Vintage Maps

Hipster Rating: 1 star (out of 5)

Reasoning: Not all that hip given 25% of public school textbooks probably still have the Soviet Union on their maps. 1 star given that this map has probably been on the wall since the 1980s...

Ironic Hat

Hipster Rating: 4 stars (out of 5)

Reasoning: This is too good. I can only assume that one hand is supposed to be Taiwanese and the other Chinese (though given the age, it might actually be Taiwanese & American). Somewhere in this world, Aaron Huang is throwing a hissy fit over this hat 

Flannel

Hipster Rating: 1 star (out of 5)

Reasoning: Maybe this would've gotten 3 stars.... 4 years ago

Bandanas

Hipster Rating: 5 stars (out of 5)

Reasoning: This is a ridiculous collection of bandanas. Not only that, but they are stored in 2 gallon water bottles that are cut in half!

Stealing

Hipster Rating: 4 stars (out of 5)

Reasoning: 2 star for the shopping cart. 1 star that it is from Family Dollar. 1 star that it has large buckets that will undoubtedly be used for "brew" 

Giant Van

Hipster Rating: 4 stars (out of 5)

Reasoning: Not just good for carrying air conditioners, but also great for transporting amps, pedals, and roadies. The cowboy hat on the dash is a nice touch, but we are in Texas and it is unclear if that is really ironic

Conclusion

Hipster Rating: 22 stars (out of 35) for 63%. Anything above 70% would be "trying too hard". HE IS A HIPSTER!! 

Merry Christmas!

This is so China...

Spider-Man Review

Mack Clap

Hates Brown People

* (Ark.) Pryor
* (Mont.) Baucus
* (Mont.) Tester
* (Neb.) Ben Nelson
* (N.C.) Hagan

These senators who are Democrats voted against the dream act yesterday.

Montana, what a joke...

Can't Wait!

I live on this block

Taste Tests

There have been 3 taste tests so far... and the participants have failed every single time

2000: Vinh Doquang declares that Aberfoyle bottled water is even worst than tap. Oh is it Mr. Doquang?

2 cups of water are given to him. Vinh confidently drinks one cup and says "this is definitely Aberfoyle".

Unfortunately for him, both were tap. 





2009: For months, Hannah has talked about how much she misses Chick-fil-a in New York. I have always replied, "why don't you just get the Southern Style Chicken Sandwich from McDonald's?". She always states "it's not the same". Oh, really?

 

 

She gets 4 out of 6 correctly. Unfortunately, the one she declares "weird" turns out to be Chick-Fil-a. 

2010: At dinner, Terry Peng tells us that he can definitely tell the difference between corn syrup and real sugar. So we present, the Pepsi with real sugar vs. regular Pepsi (with a Pepsi Max thrown in)

Result? Terry was able to guess 3 out of 6. Note he was only 2 out of 5 in comparing regular pepsi vs. pepsi with real sugar but 1 for 1 when it came to pepsi vs pepsi max.

Live like a Rockefeller and Party Like a Rockstar

As Matt Ehmer is on his trip to the other side of the World, I got to wondering... where will he stay?

Where Matt Ehmer lives when at home in the Lower East Side

Where Matt Ehmer lives when in Taiwan

Where Matt Ehmer lives when he is slummin' it in Jersey

Where Matt Ehmer lives in Pakistan

Where Matt Ehmer will live in Dubai

Amps

I find this really funny for some reason

this is exactly what they plays were like when i was in school...

Johnston Middle School

At Johnston, you were always under constant threat of a nut stain. Very large boys would jump up in the air, grab the poles near the ceiling, and nut stain the back of your head. For years I was able to forget this traumatic experience, until watching the Arizona/Arizona State game...

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]