Abercrombie Polo's

As I was walking around midtown today wearing my orange Abercrombie polo, I got to thinking why I love the polo's so much, let me count the ways:

1) Random tourists come up to you and ask you where the Hollister store is

2) Abercrombie actually paid for my polos - thank you racial discrimination lawsuit!

3) LFO

4) Co-worker: "have you been working out?"
Thomas: "nope, the arm holes are just smaller"

5) The collars are so thick you can wear them like this