My Generation

ATB has requested that I live blog ABC's new show, My Generation

Here are the top 3 reasons I won't (from Slate)

Context-free taglines like "Dumping you was the biggest mistake of my life"

A soothing female voice—speaking over Eminem's "The Real Slim Shady"—explains that the year 2000 

"The overachiever" discovers he has a 9-year-old son who was the result of a one-night stand with "the wallflower" at prom

The only person I trust to document the 2000s is VH1 and Michael Ian Black