Thursday, September 23, 2010

My Generation

"OK, Mr. Critic. You are so negative all the time, why don't YOU come up with ways to improve the show"

OK, I will!

1) The star athlete (who is white) quits school and decides to join the military out of love for country. Nice, but totally unrealistic. How about the poor kid who can only afford college if he or she signs up for military service? Oh yeah, and this person is NOT white 

(message: the poor fight our wars)

2) The ivy league over-achiever who goes into investment banking and finance and makes 3x what everyone else makes, but still complains about the stress juxtaposed to people in Afghanistan fighting in the war

(message: people are spoiled)

3) The person who got married to her high school sweetheart and is now in a love-less marriage wondering, what did I do?

(message: people get married way too early)

4) The person who got married to her high school sweetheart and is perfectly happy in her marriage and spends all her time looking for things to buy from pottery barn to fill her mcmansion

(message: people are materialistic)

 


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